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Cindi hands this one over:

Blair's sticky buns :}

really a recipe a friend sent. Just couldn't figured out to make a story out of it.

Elfgirl offers this basket of bunnies:

I've been hounded by these plot bunnies for months or years in some cases. I'm not the world's fastest writer, so I thought I would release them on this list (evil laughter echo's throughout the room) These plot bunnies can be used for Gen or Slash stories.

Jim or Blair's high school reunion
What if Blair decides that he needs his space after S2P2 and leaves Jim
What if Blair and Jim had met Alex under different circumstances? S2P1&2 never happened.
Blair's father makes an unexpected appearance in his life purely by accident.
Blair and Naomi witness a horrific mob killing and enter the Witness Relocation Program. 15 years later, someone is after Blair and Naomi.
A former substance abuse rears its ugly head.
The loft burns down and they have to move.
Jim or Blair discovers that they have a child from a past relationship and the child is a guide/sentinel
William Ellison thinks about Jim throughout the years and realizes that he made a huge mistake driving his son away

Good luck and Have Fun!
Elf

Patt hands this one over to you:

Okay, this is way weird, so try to buckle up your office chair seatbelts before reading. And no drinking or eating. WE don't want a mess on the screen. And no choking on this shift. :)

Okay, picture the year 2300, women aren't allowed to have children, in fact, all men are with men. All women are with women. The only ones that are allowed to have children are those chosen by the state. They are taken to a home and impregnated by certain donors. Well, the police station is interesting to say the least. Every man there is sleeping with another man. (God, you have to love this whole idea, eh?) And my hubby said, the women with women makes him feel all warm inside. LOL LMAO

Okay, now we meet the officers from the bullpen. They are the same ones from our universe, but they are paired up a little differently. :) If anyone wants to really hear about this, they can email me. LOL I am such a dork sometimes. I can't believe I am dreaming of this stuff. Anyhow, Megan, wants to have sex with a guy, and wants to have a baby badly. So, the hunt is on. And guess who she talks into it. Yup, there will be a little sentinel. And Blair is all for this, by the way. LOL She would have to stay with Jim and Blair, they would all have to try to hide this from the state. Megan's other half would have to be a doctor from the hospital. That way, the child would always have medical care. I see this happening, and love the idea. Just not good enough to write it.

Okay, weird, I know, but had to share. Anyone want to take a stab at writing it?

Patt also offers these for your perusal:

Okay, it has been awhile since I put some things here. My daughter and I were sitting here today and we came up with some of these. LOL :) We have many more, but this will give you some to think about. We were in a very strange mood in the last week or so. I hope that maybe this will help someone come up with ideas of their own. Good luck, all.

Okay, most of them were done in jest, but if you thought about it, I think you could make some good stories here. Hope someone finds something and says, "Holy Shit, just what I was looking for." :) Oh yeah, like that is gonna happen. I have more if anyone wants any. :)

1. Cascade Noon: a take of Shanghai Noon. Instead of being Jackie Chan, there can be Blair. Jim could be the cowboy guy. And instead of a horse, I could throw in a motorcycle. It could take place on a ranch. I like that idea. Love western type settings. Blair can be this outcast type person, who happens to know, Karate, or whatever and is in really good shape. Fast and very flexible. :) Tons of funny one liners, this will be mostly funny stuff. Very little sex in this one. Just laughing.

2. Dancing With Wolves and Jaguars: Something about the movies and documentaries. Sentinel and Guides Lots of dancing and music. A lot of scenes where the wolf and Jaguar sizing each other up.

3. You've Got Nail: A silly story about nailing your partner every chance you get. Very little story, just nailing. :) Okay, I did this one, I called it You've Got Male. :)

4. James Ellison, Superstar: Story of what it is like to be under so much pressure and how you might have to give it all up for the love of something else. Or someone. Also how a certain Guide looks up to said Ellison like a God. Use a lot of the music ideas from the Jesus Christ Superstar Cd. Could we stoop this low?? You betcha. LOL

5. 10 Things I Hate About Blair Sandburg: Just like the movie, list the things that bug you the most and then in poetry put them all with things he loves about Blair. :) Lots of sex, talk about sex, thinking about sex. Well, you get the picture.

6. My Sentinel's Wedding: Kind of like the stupid movie, except that Blair would get Jim in the end instead of some bimbo. LOL LMAO And of course they would have to have Jim sing during a part at the dinner. I am talking laughing our asses off.

7. Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire: Okay, this one is easy. It is a story about Blair and his obfuscations and how he gets carried away with them. And he can't stop lying. Just like the movie, he all of a sudden for some reason can't lie any longer. He has to tell the truth. And show the strain it is putting on Jim and Blair's relationship. Then of course they will figure out that Blair just doesn't want Jim to know how he feels about him, sexually. Or emotionally. Now he has to tell him, because he has to tell the truth. I like this one. :)

8. Blow Hard: An action packed story of Jim and his way of blowing hot air up everyone's ass. Like Die Hard, except that Jim would be Bruce. LOL LMAO And I think the title is perfect for Jim. He thinks he is so tough. :)

9. Jaded Jim: Kind of like Dirty Harry. Oh I love this idea. I could build on this one, easily. I love Dirty Harry movies. :) Except that Jaded Jim would not lose his partner every movie. Look at all the Dirty Harry movies you could borrow from. But I really like the title, Jaded Jim. :)

The Enforcer: a story about how Jim liked to enforce discipline on a certain guide named Blair. :)

Sudden Impact: Oh lord, what we could do with that one. With the guys suddenly coming together. :)

OH the Dead Pool. Gotta love these titles. You could work with these titles. I think. And lets not forget Magnum Force. OH this could be good too. It could be Sentinel Force. Where Jim has something wrong with him and tries to force himself on his guide. But of course, Blair would have it handled.

10. French Kiss: Duh, self-explanatory.

11. Guide To Order: Like the movie Maid To Order, where Jim and everyone else would not remember Blair cuz he was being such a shit, and now he was going to have to sweat it out. So he had to start all over again, because no one knows who he is, or where he is from. He ends up working for the building where Jim lives and gets to know Jim that way. He has to work his way back into all of their lives. He has to prove to his angel that he can do a good job and stop being a shit before they will have everything back to normal. Then you could have him just wake up and have it be a dream. Or just use this as a AU. :)

12. Wuff: LMAO I am dying here. I love the movie with Jack Nicholsen in it. Where he is a werewolf. Expect that Blair would be it, since it is his spirit animal. And Wuff seemed a good enough title to me. LOL I am getting slap happy here. And he loves Jim so much that he does more or less the same things that JN does in the movie. And instead of MF, it would be Jim.

13. The Bookie: (The Rookie) Well, hey, Blair needs to go undercover when he is a new rookie and he will be, you guessed it, a bookie. And I can build from there. :)

Patt issues this one:

Watching

Blair has a new hobby. Sentinel Watching. AS in, watch his ass, watch his cock, watch him breathe. Anything that involves Jim, Blair wants to be doing it. He doesn't know what is going on. But suddenly he feels a need to be watching over him all the time. He finds himself in Jim's room all the time watching him sleep. He doesn't know what is wrong with him. And the dreams he is having are not good ones. Well, for him they are good, but if Jim found out, they wouldn't be
good. So Blair does some studying up on Jim and decides that maybe he
isn't the only one. Perhaps Jim feels the same way. :)

Tell Me Your Secrets, I Might Tell You Some Lies

This could be a really angsty piece about Blair not sharing truth stories with JIm. He pulls as much out of Jim as he can, but in turn doesn't do the same when Jim asks him things. Something is bothering Jim and Blair keeps after him until Jim totally loses it. He tells Blair that he can't do this anymore. He wants him to find a new place. Not right away, but down the road. He is tired of being
Blair's Guinea Pig. :( Blair is totally confused and doesn't know what to do. He finally realizes that he will have to tell some of his life stories to Jim and maybe then he will feel like they are even. But instead of the truth, Blair tells Jim more lies. Jim knows this and becomes more angry by the moment. He ends up telling Blair he had to get away. He will have to leave for awhile. You could have him
stay at Simon's house or whereever. When Blair reaches him, he asks
what he can do to make it better. Jim tells him, he will have to tell him his secrets and not his lies. Actually I kind of like this one. Anyone else? LOL

Strip Teaser

Well, this title is more or less self-explanatory. LOL I figured it could be Blair's first major assignment to go under cover and be a stripper. And of course he would be very good at it. I love that title. :) Anyhow, he sees how Jim is looking at him in the audience and decides, what the hell. Why not tease his Sentinel. LOL

The Sentinel's Wife

This could be a funny one, where everyone starts treating Blair like he is married to Jim. Not only is he not, but they aren't even a couple. And he is tired of the fem treatment. He feels bad for all those years of doing that to wives of officers.; So he has to stand up for himself quite a bit and Jim overhears a bunch of the gang talking about it. He figures out they think they are a couple and Jim
wants that. So, he decides to try to get Blair's attention. ONly it is not working because Blair is still really pissed off about being the wife. He figures why don't they think Jim could be the wife. So, he could ask Jim while in the bullpen, Jim if you were in a homosexual relationship, would you ever let the other guy top? Jim
starts choking on his danish and coffee. Everyone is over patting him on the back and trying to keep him from choking. And he just looks at Blair like he has finally lost it. :) Someone with a really good sense of humor could use this and make it into something really cute and fun.

Nothing Left To Lose

Blair wants Jim. He wants him now. And he knows that Jim isn't bi, so what will bring Jim to him? He's got to decide on something, anything to get Jim's attention and end up in Jim's arms. He has nothing left to lose.

Okay, folks, I found another one on my CDs. LOL I've got more, I just have to find them. I love this idea, so I'd like someone to write it. Escape From Cascade. Jim, can't deal with what Blair has given up and leaves Cascade. He leaves a sad letter for Blair but nothing else. No one knows where he has gone. He begs Blair to let him go. He swears that he wasn't happy and that he just wants a regular life. Doesn't want to be the lab animal any longer. Even tho it is over, he still feels it. And tells Blair that he really doesn't want to be found. Doesn't want to hear from him. And that Blair has three months to move before the loft is sold. Blair has three months to find his Sentinel and beat the shit out of him. Knocking some sense into his idiot brain of his. Along the way, he finds out how much Jim means to everyone in Major Crimes. But the strangest part, is how much they think of Blair, himself. It is a road of self-discovery and long lost love.

From slery:

Okay, since I don't write slash (yet), this is a bunny that has been running around in my head for a while. Warning for made up medical info. Jim and Blair become lovers after they go out for dinner and a movie. They both realize it is a "date" and that they have been "dating" for over a year. But, they discover Blair has (WARNING for made up medical info) post-coital depression. After sex Blair crashes like a junkie coming down off a really good high. Blair sometimes has panic attacks or gets sick because his self-esteem takes a nose dive. Jim discovers if he stays with Blair constantly comforting and reassuring him that he is loved that the effects aren't as bad and he gets over them in about an hour instead it lasting for 5 or six hours like it did when they first became lovers. After Jim and Blair understand Blair's illness/condition they are fine and manage to have a very good relationship and sex. Then one night after a really good round of lovemaking, Simon calls and needs Jim at a crime scene. Jim tells him that he really can't come right now but will be there as soon as possible. Simon tells him in no uncertain terms to get there now. Jim then tells him that Blair is sick and he can't leave right now. Simon gets really ticked and tells Jim that Blair is a big boy and can take care of himself and that if he is not down there in 5 minutes he will be walking a beat. Afterward Simon feels guilty and comes back to the loft to apologize to Blair and make sure he is okay. Jim and Simon come in and find Blair huddled in the bathroom corner rocking back and forth. He had been sick and now is gasping for breath while muttering that Jim wants him to move out. So, did I leave enough room for the creative juices to flow. I really want to read this, but I am working on the next story in my Trials of Life series and I DON'T write slash so someone has to do a good job on this for me <eg>.

From Patt:

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During Sen Too, Blair stays at the hospital and Jim goes off to Peru with Simon. Simon comes back with the nerve gas, but Jim stays behind, with Alex. One year later, Blair's living at the loft. He does not know what's happened to Jim. No one has heard of him. Then one evening, Jim shows up at the door with a baby (three guesses whose). Hopefully some kind soul will adopt the poor bunny.

From Stormwolf Dawn:

Here's an Auish Sentinel plot bunny that hit me this morning. I have too many bunnies and too many WIP's, plus this is really not my type of fic to write. After Peru, Jim get out of the military. While in a bar somewhere in the Us(pick a city) Jim is jumped in an alley, and he fights back. The man has a knife, but in the struggle the knife is lost completely, maybe down a storm drain or something. Jim beats the guy using his Army Ranger training. Ends up being charged with assault. Uses his backpay to hire a good lawyer, but still ends up doing five years in prison. After prison he becomes homeless, and rides the rails. While riding the rails he is jumped by five homeless guys, but fights them off easily. A college kid named Josh sees this, and because he is riding the rails for some fun, he hires Jim to protect him. At first Jim is reluctant, but after realising that the kid is going to ride the rails anyway, he accepts. Eventualy Josh tells his friends, and word spreads, and all the college kids riding the rails hires 'Jimmy' to protect them. Of course then a serial murderer comes along, maybe even a serial rapists, take your pick, and Jim is suspected after the cops question some college kids, but let go due to lack of evidence. Now Blair comes in either as a college student or an undercover cop, take your pick. He hires Jim, believing Jim is the killer/rapists but of course the rest is up to you. Hope someone will take this. It has a potential for some Blair owies, which is so not my cup of tea, but it also has potential for Jim owies too. Its just not the kind of stories I write. So please, take it off my hands. Pleeeease.

Plotbunnies from Ami:

Plot Bunny #1

Pick a pair, any pair, take your favorite romance novel add your own fannish twists and characters, and stir! For those of you who want this in layman's terms: take your favorite pair and put them in the places of the two leading character in your favorite romance novel, adding whatever characters and plot twists from the pairs fandom that you want. I call this the Harlequin challenge.

Plot Bunny #2

This one is for people who don't like the BOTW's (read: babe of the week's). Take your favorite slash pair, (example: Jim and Blair from the Sentinel), have a woman on the show find out (example: Carolyn Plummer, Cassie Wells, Megan Connor, or that Samantha chick) and have them do something dastardly to the guys. Examples: try to kill one of the guys, try to rape one of the guys (but not succeed), kill people close to the guys, family, friends, coworkers, etc., or make up your own crime. I call this the Single White Female challenge.

Plot Bunny #3

Take your favorite pair, add another of your favorite pairs, have them meet and go camping, go out to dinner, rescue someone, kill someone, fight someone, save the world, together. Basically, take two different pairs from two different fandoms and have them meet and do something together. I call this the Crossover Togetherness challenge.

Plot Bunny #4

Take your favorite fairytale; add your favorite pair, let sit and serve. Basically, take your favorite fairytale and replace the main characters with your favorite pair. I call this the Fairytale challenge.

Plot Bunny #5

This challenge is to write a story including the following things: the color purple (of any shade, lavender and indigo would work, too), a sunbeam (the actual word, and yes, you can make it plural), the word rainbow (ditto on the last one), and the phrase, whether spoken or written (or signed, or tapped out in Morse Code) 'Making love with you is forever.' Use any two people that you want. I call this the Favorite Things challenge.

Plot Bunny #6

Take your favorite pair, and have them get a cat, change into a cat, act like a cat, pet a cat, whatever. Include a cat. I call this the Kitty-Cat challenge.

Plot Bunny #7

A PWP challenge. Write a hot and steamy story with your two favorite characters.

Must include:

Chocolate body paint

A chenille boa

Strawberry shampoo (you, know, like 'I really like his new shampoo, it makes his hair smell like strawberries')

A feather pillow(s)

May include:

Fingerless leather gloves

A black mesh t-shirt

A nipple/navel ring, or both

Plot Bunny #8:

Just had this great idea - On the Sentinel, Jim's Spirit Guide is a panther, right? Basically a big cat. What if Jim reacted the same way to catnip, that a cat does? And what if Blair came home with some new herbal (read - catnip) tea, and brewed it, and drank it, so he smelled like catnip. I'm sensing lots of hot sex and a first-time story here! So get writing!

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